Statist Boy - Hogeye Bill    (to the tune of "Danny Boy" aka "Londonderry Air")

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Oh statist boy! You always will be kissing ass
and licking boots of those who plunder thee.
By your own hand you gladly slice their pound of flesh
To serve your masters you betray autonomy.

I shall forever lift mine eyes to rulership
I’ll pay my tax and work and die obediently.
How marvelous the trickle down elites have leaked;
They tell us war is peace and freedom’s slavery.

Star Spangled Banner will always be my ear-worm song
For Uncle Sam has told me how to be.
I do not know just why He came to be my boss;
He made me blind and dumb and took my liberty.

I shall forever lift mine eyes to rulership
I’ll pay my tax and work and die obediently.
How marvelous the crumbs that the elites have left;
They tell us war is peace and freedom’s slavery.